Need to show off your massive...affection for Falstaff? Throw on one of these fine garments and everyone will know exactly what's on your mind (you pervert)! :)

Natural cotton shirts with black ink.

Can't waste your valuable time downloading all this art? Grab everything all at once, in handy screensaver and browsable format, on my shiny art CD! Only ten measly bucks shipped anywhere in the continental U.S.! Four screensavers (including the All-Falstaff Screensaver), over 300 images, and two cute movies from Wolf Park! How can you go wrong? CDs are made to order and are completely up to date!

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Have you been touched by a huskie? Share the love (and other things) with the attractive and oh-so-G-rated T-shirt. If you're feeling festive, try an 11" billie balloon! in one of three crystal colours: blue, purple or black, with white print. If you have some extra liquid lying around, you can contain it in the exceptionally cute 16 oz stadium cup. And for places you might need to wear a badge (hint hint!), check out the ultra-sexy billie neckwallet, with adjustable neck cord, one open pocket, one velcro pocket, and a clear vinyl pouch on the front to display a perverted image of your choice (or your character! :)

Billie shirt (sizes adult S through XXL): $20
Billie Balloon!: 6 for $5 (2 of each colour)
Billie Stadium Cup: $2
Billie Neckwallet: $10
Billie Cloisonne Pin (not pictured, 1" square, colour): $5
Billie Magnets (not pictured, 1.5" square, full-colour): $1